I thought it was pretty obvious. But I forgot the only surefire way to get through to you is with emojis. 😑
[ if keigo wanted his esl self to be left alone he shouldn't have gone to renji okay. ]
And yeah that glitchy r/nosleep message sure made me want to play around MORE with the sketchy as fuck app (that was sarcasm btw) (since you can't tell)
But anyway if you really wanna know A fuckboy's just a lameass guy
Ghosts don't exist Kei. Hackers do though. Seriously don't fuck around on that thing too much.
[ he's very concerned for keigo's banking information and cloud folder right now.
in any case, renji does Not Appreciate this kid getting all smarmy at him. ]
Wow that's the thanks I get for sparing you an awkward conversation with your cousin huh. Yknow I think I just accidentally took a screenshot of this conversation. And now I'm accidentally looking Yosuke up.
GHOSTS COULD TOTALLY EXIST!! like y'know yuurei and shit?? c'mon, man!! it's possible!! but like, no one else has had any problems with it, so i mean...
[ his banking is perfectly safe thanks!!! mostly... ]
Nah you watch too many horror movies. If ghosts were real there'd be evidence beyond shaky cam footage and some keys moving around. And fine if you just want more opportunities for people to call you a fuckboy keep on using it then.
[ renji is half-tempted to open the app just to find what brought this conversation about but, well. he doesn't trust this shit. ]
Yeah sure okay So I always forget what's his last name again? Is it Higashino like you or something else
[ blatantly ignoring the dire warnings because he's just fucking with him. ]
FINE don't come crying to me when the ghosts take your soul or some shit!!! besides, the app isn't that bad... i mean, it's not like the one guy who had all his google searches posted to his twitter...
[ that was pretty hilarious, though, to be fair... ]
WHY WOULD I TELL YOU HIS NAME YOU'RE JUST GONNA TRY TO EMBARRASS ME!!!
I won't be crying to nobody cause GHOSTS DON'T EXIST. But yeah that sounds like a pretty fucked up glitch. Kinda get why you didn't try to google it now.
[ he's lowkey worrying that his google search history is gonna come up though so replies are delayed for a moment while he clears his cache. ]
I'll just send it to all the Yosukes on Facebook then.
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But if you're not gonna tell me, I can only assume it's something bad...
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wait
if it's fuck+boy does that mean it's like... a porn star, or something?
one more sorry
keigo pls
Yup
You sure solved it
Got it in one
renji expertly ollies out again
good job renji
someone called me a fuckboi on the network and I didn't know what it meant! So, I figured I'd ask you!
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And putting aside for a sec that you're still using that weird ass app
What the hell is "I figured I'd ask you" supposed to mean
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[ leave his esl self alone... ]
Well, you got their message earlier today, right? So, I figured I'd mess around on it some more...
Also, I dunno, I usually come to you or Yosuke when I don't understand something in English, but I figured Yosuke would make fun of me.......
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But I forgot the only surefire way to get through to you is with emojis. 😑
[ if keigo wanted his esl self to be left alone he shouldn't have gone to renji okay. ]
And yeah that glitchy r/nosleep message sure made me want to play around MORE with the sketchy as fuck app
(that was sarcasm btw)
(since you can't tell)
But anyway if you really wanna know
A fuckboy's just a lameass guy
[ and not going any further than that. ]
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but hey!! it's not like ghosts would mess with electronics, don't you think??
... then again, ノロイ had a lot of messed up shit on tapes... oh man what if it's a cursed app?!?!
[ there he goes...]
oh that's what it means? I guess I was good to come to you and ask huh??
[ he's teasing, renji, pls don't kill him.]
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Hackers do though. Seriously don't fuck around on that thing too much.
[ he's very concerned for keigo's banking information and cloud folder right now.
in any case, renji does Not Appreciate this kid getting all smarmy at him. ]
Wow that's the thanks I get for sparing you an awkward conversation with your cousin huh.
Yknow I think I just accidentally took a screenshot of this conversation.
And now I'm accidentally looking Yosuke up.
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[ his banking is perfectly safe thanks!!! mostly... ]
WAIT DON'T DO IT RENJI
YOU'LL ONLY INCRIMINATE YOURSELF
[ for what, exactly... ]
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And fine if you just want more opportunities for people to call you a fuckboy keep on using it then.
[ renji is half-tempted to open the app just to find what brought this conversation about but, well. he doesn't trust this shit. ]
Yeah sure okay
So I always forget what's his last name again?
Is it Higashino like you or something else
[ blatantly ignoring the dire warnings because he's just fucking with him. ]
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[ that was pretty hilarious, though, to be fair... ]
WHY WOULD I TELL YOU HIS NAME YOU'RE JUST GONNA TRY TO EMBARRASS ME!!!
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But yeah that sounds like a pretty fucked up glitch. Kinda get why you didn't try to google it now.
[ he's lowkey worrying that his google search history is gonna come up though so replies are delayed for a moment while he clears his cache. ]
I'll just send it to all the Yosukes on Facebook then.
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[ who's shunning who, exactly, keigo... ]
...but fine. go ahead! oh... what's this I have in my album here...
[ could it be... an unflattering picture of renji???? maybe. ]
it sure would be a shame if every single girl our age on facebook got this sent to them...
[ would this even work on renji??? he's only trying it cos he knows it would work on him... ]